The Recipe

AI Generated Fried Rice (with sass)

  • Leftover Rice (as much as you have, honey)

  • Leftover Meat, cut into bite-sized pieces (you better work that leftover meat, darling)

  • Leftover Veggies (cabbage, broccoli), chopped (let's use up those leftovers, diva)

  • 3 cloves Garlic, minced (get that garlic mincing, girl)

  • 1" piece Ginger, grated (grate that ginger like it's hot)

  • 3 Green Onions, thinly sliced (slice 'em up like a boss)

  • 1 cup Mushrooms, sliced (sliced mushrooms are giving me life)

  • 2 tbsp Oil (oil it up, buttercup)

  • 2 tbsp Soy Sauce (soy sauce, baby!)

Heat up that skillet, hot stuff! Add the garlic, ginger, and green onions and let them sizzle for 1-2 minutes. Let that fragrance hit you like a ton of bricks!

Time to add those mushrooms, baby. Cook them until they're releasing all their juices. They're just dying to be in this fried rice!

Now it's time for the main event - the leftovers! Toss in the meat and veggies and give them a good stir. Get those leftovers heated up and ready for their close-up.

It wouldn't be fried rice without rice, honey! Add that leftover rice and stir everything together. Mix it up like you're doing the cha-cha!

Now for the pièce de résistance - soy sauce! Drizzle that delicious sauce all over the mixture and give it a good stir. Let that soy sauce work its magic.

Cook it up for another 2-3 minutes until everything is hot and combined. This is it, honey - the moment we've been waiting for!

Serve it up and enjoy your fabulous, sassy, and delicious Leftovers Fried Rice. You just slayed that recipe like the boss you are!

The Bullshit

I’ve been messing with AI stuff at work lately, and I’ve been getting asked about the fried rice I post every so often based off of leftovers, so why not combine the two?

I took my basic ingredients into Chat GPT, and after not thinking the recipe sounded sassy enough, asked it to add some sass. The result was too good not to post.

I did realize that I forgot to add egg to it, so if you’re reading this, at the end, shove everything to the sides of the pan, pour a couple of scrambled eggs in the middle, cook, then mix it all together (diva!).

Then, enjoy like the boss that you are.