The Recipe

Italian Meatballs

  • 1 lb 80/20 ground beef

  • 1 lb ground pork

  • 2/3 cup (or one big slice) sourdough bread (as stale as possible) cut up into breadcrumbs

  • 4-6 cloves garlic confit (or 2-3 cloves minced fresh garlic, but confit will be better. i’ll give a quick recipe for this below)

  • 1/2 cup grated parmesean cheese

  • 1/2 cup grated toscano cheese

  • 3-4 sprigs fresh flat leaf parsley, minced

  • 2 tsp dried oregano

  • 1 tsp red pepper flakes

  • big pinch (1-2 tsp) salt

  • 1 tsp pepper

Bonus recipe inside a recipe:

Garlic Confit:

  • Peel an entire head of garlic

  • Put all cloves into a small pot or pan

  • Cover all cloves of garlic with olive oil

  • Cook on low heat for 2 hours (you should just see very small bubbles)

  • When garlic is nice, brown, and squishy, you have garlic confit

  • Put in an airtight container, put in the fridge for whatever use (these meatballs, spread it on some bread, etc)

Combine all ingredients in a big bowl.

Mix it up with your hands. Punch it. Squish it. Roll it into a big ball.

Split it up into smaller balls.

Simmer it in sauce for a few hours (My best results were doing this recipe and putting the meatballs in for the last 2-3 hours, or bake at 375 for 15-20 minutes, or pan sear until cooked through.

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The Bullshit

I’ve been working on this meatball recipe for a while. Turns out the trick to a good meatball is to just keep adding more decadent shit like cheese and garlic confit. Really not much else to say. These will be pretty good if you just cook them in the oven or a pan, but you really should simmer them in some sauce. Everything in them makes a sauce better.

Take a day. Pretend you’re an old italian grandma. Put these in sauce for a few hours. Eat. Drink some wine.